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sAD wILL Get WHaT CoMing TO THem I CRiticisE The WAy You TaKN A Shit CuZ WHen I TAke A SHit ITs Alot CleanER AnD NoT As
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BeTa Watch Ur Back GIrl N WatCh This Space.
LOL

Sup?

Emporer Palpatine get well soon.

Kelly Atlas: Sith Lord

One of the sith lords in Ahern isn't doing well, we all wanted to say we hope you get better.

All of us.

Erection.

Griefing in Ahern. Retards all left. No one got banned. Sweet.
Edit:Scratch that, a couple of us did get banned after I posted. I took the time to go to my kitchen and get a sandwich before I logged back in, shit tasted good.

This shit is working.

Oh look this blog got a reaction:

Perma-Adam

Born on, well like day before yesterday. Obviously deeply disturbed, lives to inflict what he presumes is harm, actually he just makes himself look like a small, multicolored miscreant with mental health issues.

WTF, he spends all day being a pain in the ass, worrried that his ban box will be deleted, sneaking around, and hiding from admins and his just deserts. Act a fool, be treated like a fool. Adam, it sucks to be you.

Obviously schizophrenic.

This guy has been banned more times that Brittney Spears has changed shoes. Finally they IP/MAC banned him, but like most of the short perma-trolls, he never learned.

So just report him as Adam, perma-banned, and have the G-team give him another hint. It takes a smart lizard to crawl up a hot bulb.

Your blog sucks, btw. Here's a few words, paraphrasing for the team.

And we know you, and you do not 'not' us.
And we ban you, but you do not ban us.

LOL

12:00 SLT Updates we got comments from ugly.crazy.kunt (waterz, well chosen name BTW) to wit:

Adam,...is a Brit with an unmistakable voice and personality, no matter what av he's wearing. ... and builds every avatar he wears. Adam keeps a banbox, (and several of us know where it is) ... Adam is a fucktard griefer, sure...

Adam... hand has been "perma-banned" countless times, and I've been in SL for years. He and his friends have the knowledge to circumvent an IP ban within a matter of seconds.

Well 'Fucktard griefer' is high praise indeed, and coming from Waterz, well, thats something. LOL As to knowledge, SL has the knowledge to ban him in a matter of seconds, which is why he has to hide and all that stuff mentioned above.

Still thanks for the tips, both the original and the comments -- we want to maintain our noted accuracy.
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This is all a little retarded, you can't just keep writing everyone else off as "crazy", "psycopathic", and "scizophrenic" when you're the ones sitting online all day taking chatlogs of inane bullshit and being butthurt that a bunch of retards in the welcome area ganged up on you a couple of times.Obviously I don't hide or I wouldn't be hanging out in the welcome area messing with everyone on my mic with my highly "unmistakable voice".I don't have a banbox hidden anywhere anymore (the one I did have was only there for convenience rather than necessity).Overall this was a terrible attempt to goad me into attacking Water.Enjoy never being able to relax while hanging out in the WA.

Ahern invasion

We decided that Ahern wasn't getting enough love lately so we resolved to start hanging out there more and ganging up on random people.It's fun to grief there because alot of people AR us , then we get banned which helps to make us look hardcore and gives us something to boast about when we log back in ten minutes later.
Haha.I think my penis just got an inch longer just from thinking about griefing in Ahern, or at least it feels like it did in my mind.Awesome.

Ok so I don't really know this Phister guy, I'm sure he really is a retard though, but probably not any more of a retard than "bloggerbabe" the latest writer over at the watards blog. Good work on caring about some retarded e-lationship drama enough to write about it in the style of a 14 year old valley girl.I guess.

There seems to be "an" grammatical error in this paragraph from the watards blog.Just thought I'd point this out as a helpful tip for the new writers the blog just recruited.Learn2context.

There is a bunch of people hanging out in Waterhead right now griefing and no one is doing a thing about it, which is pretty awesome.None of the normal residents or new users stand a chance of doing anything productive here, and it's going to be like this forever.

No consequence.

lol , I just violated the TOS like four times and no one did anything about it. I'm grinning pretty hard right now.

Sup guys!

Hello and welcome to the Griefing Cures Cancer blog. This blog has been extruded from the anal passage of the watards blog at: http://watards.blogspot.com/.Thanks to the visonary minds behind that blog, this blog has been created as a place to boast about the magnificent feats of griefing that take place in the public welcome areas of the virtual world Second Life, and maybe to pick apart the bastardisation of grammar and the English language that takes place on that blog.
There's no denying that messing with the retards and fatties that hang out in the welcome areas from the safety of your mother's basement is a very satisfying and gratifying experience, especially when you know no one can do anything about it. This blog can also serve as a point of contact for anyone who's been banned because of some whiny, bloated toad who decided to cry because you broke the rules on an online game, so that they may obtain the information they need to log back in and keep on griefing and being amazing. Keep your eyes peeled because we're going to have alot of awesome shit to boast about soon.